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Has anything been talked about as much as beer? From classic
writers, to modern-day horror authors, from entertainers to deep
thinkers like Jack Handy. Here is a sampling of quotes throughout that years about
this great subject:
I do not drink more than a sponge. - Rabelais, 17th-century
French satirist
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only
with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. - Ernest Hemingway
A quart of ale is a dish for a king. - William Shakespeare
They who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving
Whoever called it near beer was a poor judge of distance. -
Prohibition saying
It was as natural as eating and, to me, as necessary. I would
not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. -
Ernest Hemingway
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. -
Willie Nelson
For we could not now take time for further search (to land our
ship), our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. –
from the log of THE MAYFLOWER
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the
beer! – Louis Untermeyer (1885-1977)
Beer that is not drunk had missed its vocation. – Meyer
Breslau, 1880
Wine is but single broth, ale is meat, drink, and cloth. -
16th century English proverb.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach
you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemmingway
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us
stomachs. - David Daye
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I
bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Deep Thought, Jack
Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine
invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind. - Humphrey Bogart
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen
and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a
vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. - George Jean
Nathan
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his fools. - For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest
Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
on. - Dean Martin
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us
happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I work until beer o'clock. - Steven King
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